Sunday, July 5, 2009

Das Review - S.Darko


S.Darko Directed by - Chris Fisher (TV Episodes for Chuck, Coldcase, Moonlight)
Written by- Nathan Atkins(was assistant editor for masters of horror and 24)
Starring - Daveigh Chase (Donnie Darko), Elizabeth Berkely (Showgirls, Saved by the Bell)

Alright then, we have a sequel to one of the movies that i really like but don't know why (Donnie Darko). S.Darko takes place 7 years after the original and follows Donnie's younger sister Samantha (Daviegh Chase), the one that dances (yay). Sam and her friend hottie slutty... I mean Corey(Briana Evigan) are driving to L.A.to wait until they are 26 and they can drink.... it's a song people.... Anyways the get stuck in a weirdo town called Conjeo Springs, filled with crazy soldiers, greasers and Elizabeth Berkley who loves Jesus Now! So Sam sleepwalks like her brother and her future dead self comes and makes sure some guy does not get hit by a flaming poo and all time goes wonky.....

I can't spoil the plot because i don't understand it, but it includes burning a church down, dead boys, time travelling cars and a someone using a library.

Things I liked - The Library! The Mask made by the crazy soldier to resemble the creepy bunny thing from the first one, and the line "What do gods Farts Smell like? um.... Marshmallow Peeps"

Things I Didn't Like - Everything else, the acting wasn't bad... or good, the greaser guy bugged me though... the cop bugged me.... the priest guy... the rest of the cast really bugged me. Corey was hot, and dressed like a slut from the 80's i guess that's good though...

Conclusion - This movie was bad, It makes me sad that it wasn't even close to the original. A lot of people say the soundtrack was awesome, i hated it, not a song i like or any good mood setting music like in Donnie.

This Movie Gets Torpedoed.... Twice one extra for my sadness

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