Thursday, July 16, 2009

Needs Commentary, Featuring me!!!!!!

Download. Listen. Enjoy. As We Don't Really Talk About DOA

EPISODE X: DOWNLOAD HERE

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8C84TB9B


DOA the Video Game movie
Boobs, Eric Roberts and Kevin Nash!
And Justin bitching about something download it here
DAS BOB AND ZARRA RETURN!



Super Late Tuesday Anime Review (Now on Thursday!)

Zombie Loan
13 Episodes
Written By - Peach-Pit
Directed by - Akira Nishimori

Alright Zombie Loan, another 13 episode, or 11 episode and then 2 more later show. The show follows Michiru Kita who has Grim Reapers Eyes ooooooooooooooo scary!!!!!! Anyways she meets these two guys at school who end up being zombies that have the switch hands to make weapons appear with zombie voodoo magic. All the zombies in the show are part of a little loan agency that they owe money to and will die if they don't pay their debt....... so how do they get money you ask me??????? THEY HUNT ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

This was a fluff show for me, didn't take a long time to go through it but when it was over..... didn't really care. It was funny, there was a lesbian, mafia voodoo priest and an itty bitty grim reaper. The show left like there was more to come since nothing really happened in it..... we'll see though.

Animation fit, I don't know why but I liked when the argued and the animation switched to the simples more basic make me laugh stuff, music was....um there... I think... and like i said before, opening and closing credits....... WHO CARES! Don't know why people like that crap...... This show isn't the greatest but if you want time to pass and have a few laughs i'd recommend it, but its nothing special.

All in All 4.5/10 Remember this is a fluff show, you won't be getting the secret lives of the dead here just guns, swords, lesbians, and nothing else

Children of Earth


Torchwood - Season 3 Children of Earth
5 Episodes
Starring - John Barrowman (Jack Harkness) Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper) Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones)
Written By - Russel T Davies, John Fay, and James Moran

YAY!
Season 3/the mini series came and went in one weeks time which is quite nice of the BBC, no Waiting. To me this is kind of the final Torchwood. There can be more stuff with Captain jack but maybe its time he gets a stand alone series hmmmmmmmmmmmm??????
Anyways, Children of Earth is about just that, an alien comes to Earth to take 10% of the worlds children back to whatever f'd planet it came from. The Government trying to hide its past with the alien shuts down Torchwood with explosions and angry women and tries to kill jack in many different and explosive in the chest ways.

I'm Not gonna spoil it for you, but i really enjoyed this mini series, maybe it was nostalgia from not seeing anything Torchwood for a while, but i thought it was brilliant that you don't ever really see the alien. While there are spcial effects in the series its not all super CGI alien attack. They rely on the actors ability to act...... interesting.

Sadly this seems like the end of Torchwood, but what a way to go really well written hard edged, human race is a bunch of dicks Sci-fi. I only wish there were more shows like this one!

8/10 Saved the torpedoes for the next one!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

New Doctor Who

With Doctor Who being on a somewhat hiatus, and Torchwood Season 3 just starting but being only a mini series, anything new from the Who is good!



Probaly to play in October or after the new Torchwood Season is Over

Das Review - S.Darko


S.Darko Directed by - Chris Fisher (TV Episodes for Chuck, Coldcase, Moonlight)
Written by- Nathan Atkins(was assistant editor for masters of horror and 24)
Starring - Daveigh Chase (Donnie Darko), Elizabeth Berkely (Showgirls, Saved by the Bell)

Alright then, we have a sequel to one of the movies that i really like but don't know why (Donnie Darko). S.Darko takes place 7 years after the original and follows Donnie's younger sister Samantha (Daviegh Chase), the one that dances (yay). Sam and her friend hottie slutty... I mean Corey(Briana Evigan) are driving to L.A.to wait until they are 26 and they can drink.... it's a song people.... Anyways the get stuck in a weirdo town called Conjeo Springs, filled with crazy soldiers, greasers and Elizabeth Berkley who loves Jesus Now! So Sam sleepwalks like her brother and her future dead self comes and makes sure some guy does not get hit by a flaming poo and all time goes wonky.....

I can't spoil the plot because i don't understand it, but it includes burning a church down, dead boys, time travelling cars and a someone using a library.

Things I liked - The Library! The Mask made by the crazy soldier to resemble the creepy bunny thing from the first one, and the line "What do gods Farts Smell like? um.... Marshmallow Peeps"

Things I Didn't Like - Everything else, the acting wasn't bad... or good, the greaser guy bugged me though... the cop bugged me.... the priest guy... the rest of the cast really bugged me. Corey was hot, and dressed like a slut from the 80's i guess that's good though...

Conclusion - This movie was bad, It makes me sad that it wasn't even close to the original. A lot of people say the soundtrack was awesome, i hated it, not a song i like or any good mood setting music like in Donnie.

This Movie Gets Torpedoed.... Twice one extra for my sadness

Torchwood Season 3



It Might Only Be 6 Episodes but Torchwood is back and I LOVE IT!!!!!